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Topics: Breasts, KKK, swastika

Thursday, 17 February 2011

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Hershey's breasts after five gallons of silicone gel were successfully drained from her boobs

Houston, Texas - (YouBoob!): Numerology-obsessed Ku Klux Klanners have been blamed for Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey's nervous breakdown.

Five gallons of silicone gel were surgically drained from her world renowned 38KKK-cup stonkers last year after a white supremacy fan club made her their official pin-up.

The Stormfright online message board had voted Hershey's humongous rack as their members' 'most nuzzleable' - mostly because of nipple-area beauty spots resembling a swastika.

This week the 30 year-old underwear model is recovering from an overdose prompted by an influx of breast-reduction hate mail.

Sheyla's plastic surgeon today told reporters that he'd he warned the model that the number 38 would drive men crazy - not least because of its implicit occult connections.

The 3 of the 38 has long been associated with naked breasts because rotating the number by 90 degrees makes it look like a nice bouncy pair.

Applying the same right angle shift makes the 8 part of the number appear like bosoms that have been squashed together - a classic icon of KKK symbology.

Hershey is expected to make a full recovery in time to launch her new, more manageable 36FF-cup boobies at a Texan hog roast later this summer.

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