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Wednesday, 16 February 2011

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Biden to Taxpayers: "Stand Back! This Train gonna Suck You Off!"

Faster than a speeding bullet, Barry Obama is plunging ahead with schemes that threaten to further plunge the US economy into bankruptcy and bear no resemblance to the reality of the current world economic tsunami!

Fast on the heels of his drug induced fantasy of spending billions on high speed trains to no where, that no one will ride or private capital will invest in, he has authorized millions more to erect electrical charging stations for his latest boondoggle, government financed electric cars, and now with 'refills" at government built refueling stations at NO CHARGE!

Along with recently granted 50% pay bonuses to Government Motors' (GM) Employees after they showed a "profit", ( who couldn't after all their debit was wiped out, shareholders and bond holders disenfranchised, and a 20 year exception from taxation) CEO Obama, and the 47% owners, the UAW union voted themselves the outrageous windfall for......hold it now....
DOING THEIR JOB , while taxpayers are still waiting to get repaid for the bailout.

With his recent 'no budget budget' including the cutting of $600M of funds for Border Security, ('we've got that handled' according to Janet Napilatano), Obama has proven the man has no idea on how to run a recycling center, let alone the world's leading (to date) economic producing nation.

The government subsidized rail monopoly, AMTRAK has been sucking billions from the US taxpayer for years. Consider: Mike Dukakis actually ran the bog site for years, and Biden's son is Vice Chairman of the Board of Directors.

In 1998 Congress mandated that bailouts would stop by December 2002, yet in 2008 hat in hand, AMTRAK officials with Democratic help still wrangled $1.8B to keep what has been described as "the nation's worst run commercial enterprise," and by Ronald Reagan as
nothing more than a "mobile money burning machine!"

Obama's current wet dream, to be spear headed by Biden, and paid for by the US taxpayer was likened by Florida Republican Joe Mica as "giving Bernie Madoff a second chance to handle your investment portfolio!"

Still unresolved, the Obama administration abruptly 'retiring' the Inspector General who was looking into ongoing corruption in AMTRAK, and investigation hampered when the company spent $5M of Obama Stimulus money to OBSTRUCT his investigation with legal challenges.

Meanwhile, at the sites across the country where the 'free' electric refueling stations are to be set up, talks are going on to unionize the 'electric' attendants, and set up a side line business to not only wash your windshield, but also detail and wax your car while you wait the 6 hours required to fully charge your $42,000 GM Chevy Volt, provided it's not winter when it will require 12 hours.

Clearly, Obama is off the rails but somehow will manage to BLAME BUSH for the impending
TRAIN WRECK!

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