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Saturday, 12 February 2011

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Children say they are desperate to learn about the Quran.

The Kentucky Senate passed a bill to teach Quran classes and Sharia Law in public schools. The bill made it through the Kentucky legislature.

The noble and brilliant State Senator Joe Bowels says he wants children in Kentucky's public schools to have an opportunity to take classes about the Quran and Sharia Law.

"No doubt about it, the most important book ever written and obviously, it's had so much influence on society and most of civilization," Bowels said.

Muslims hold that the Quran is the verbal divine guidance and moral direction for mankind and they believe that it is also the final revelation of God.

Buddhist, Christians, Satanist, Hindus, and Voodoo worshipers also want their religious books to be taught in public schools.

Hindus worshipers want to instruct children in school on how to drink the urine of a sacred cow which is considered to bring good heath and prosperity. Satanic worshipers want children to learn how to drink human blood extracted with syringes. Voodoo worshipers want to enter into schools to show children how to bleed animals to death so evil spirits could be appeased. Buddhist want to educate children on how to show tolerance of insects and vermin by allowing rats to sleep in their beds and how to dip their fingers into an ant hill so ants could sting their fingers and bring them closer to enlightening. In Buddhism insects are considered reincarnations of dead relatives and its against their believes to step on an ant. Finally, Christians want to show children how to refrain from sex to commit self-genocide while invading hordes of immigrants explode their population like frenzied rabbits and drive the children into Auschwitz type interment camps.

The ACLU may put up an opposition to the bill because they consider it a violation of the separation of church and state. Anything that has to do with religion is not permitted in public schools or government buildings.

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