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Wednesday, 9 February 2011

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You've really landed my in the sghit this time, you little f***er!

New York - (Crude Business): A Manhattan federal court heard today how a seedy Ecuadorean extortion racket is the outsourced arm of a Buckingham Palace boiler room scam.

US super major Chevron Corp has filed civil racketeering charges detailing links of the collusion - masterminded from the UK 'by an elderly Nazi woman in a white-haired wig' resident in London SW1.

Also in the loop are US lawyers, plaintiffs and contractors in a long-running multi-billion dollar pollution case spearheaded by bent Ecuador court-appointed expert witnesses and their murky puppet-masters.

Details of the conspiracy show a sustained, malicious effort to damage Chevron's reputation, fabricate evidence and suborn witnesses to force an absolutely outrageous $113 billion settlement.

A spokesperson for President Rafael Correa has strenuously denied the Ecuador leader is George W Bush's bastard son.

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