Written by queen mudder
Print this

Wednesday, 9 February 2011

image for Barack Obama has quit smoking 'but still fancies the odd fag'
Clean and serene despite pics like this from circa 1995

Washington AC/DC - (Smoke N Mirrors): It's been almost a year, Mrs Obama told reporters, since her husband's last affair with the dreaded weed.

"Of course, I haven't really poked and prodded him on this," the First Lady admitted in reply to questions about the couple's private habits.

"Sure hope that doesn't apply to the First Couple's love life!" an LA FagHagSlagMag hack commented, "the nation needs them on top of things."

Obama has never been a 20-a-day man despite legendary stamina and other manly qualities.

Last year the White House denied he'd worn a specially engineered 'nicotine' patch to help top up levels of 'another favorite buzz'.

"The President abhors all illegal intoxicants," White House press secretary Robert Gibbs quipped this morning.

"Besides, American presidents never actually inhale."

Make queen mudder's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 3 multiplied by 4?

7 21 22 12
61 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more