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Monday, 7 February 2011

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Jingoism Act was passed by Congress today, limited the citizenship of Muslims, and eventually, resulting in their transference to work camps on the outskirts of major metropolitan areas.

"Pisslam," said a Republican, "is a curse. It is a plague! I'm not lying! You seen that film, the Eternal Muslim? All true."

When asked by our American correspondent (Inhopeless was not dispatched to Washington for safety concerns) if this was against democracy, the man replied, "Hell no! Hitler was a fascist -" our reporter, having being versed in modern world history wanted to point out that Hitler was more centric economically, and more right-wing socially - "but we are the true saviours of America against Pisslam!"

The Jingoism Act restricts the liberties of Muslims, such as praying, smiling and helping people.

"Helping people?!" said an uneducated douchebag, "What the hell is a 'help'? They're just communists in disguise -" Our reporter (being versed in MWH) wanted to point out that communism believed in Atheism - "just scum."

The first work camp, Hertsnugg, was set up near New York. Already over 200,000 New York Muslims have been sent there, along with liberals, gays, blacks and other minority groups.

"We're just ensuring the cleanliness of society," said a pro-Jingo. Already posters for 'Eternal Muslim' are popping up, and anti-Muslim propaganda being spread out around major urban areas.

Already, in Cresentnight, hundreds of moderate Muslim business were smashed in, and many homes were attacked.

Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. There's a motherfucking CIA man at the door. What the... I don't live in New York... where the hell are you whafddfghy vb

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