Written by Don Fulsom
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Topics: Oprah Winfrey

Monday, 7 February 2011

Cable talk show queen Oprah Winfrey's secret half-sister has been secretly dating Gayle King's non-secret full-brother. King is Winfrey's constant companion.

Oprah's sister-Patricia Winfrey-has been seen hanging around with Matt King, and word is that they are headed for the altar.

To make the event an even more awesome family affair, Oprah and Gayle may get married at the same time, on the same stage.

Tentative plans call for such a ceremony to be carried, exclusively, of course, on Oprah's little-watched cable network.

Oprah used to be on real TV, where she had millions of viewers. With her tiny new audience, she has yet to be able to give away to her studio audiences any of the expensive free trips and automobiles she gave out when she was on a real network.

Executives of the struggling cable outlet hope the ratings for such a ceremony would boost it into contention with higher rated cable networks, like The Medical Channel for Doctor's Offices and The Clash of the Giant Trucks with Huge Wheels Channel.

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