Written by Jean Le Fete
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Friday, 11 February 2011

image for Republican Research Shows: Sarah Palin is Related to Ronald Reagan's Chimp Bonzo!
A Young Bonzo Before fame!

Gnome, Alaska - Conservative dunk tank The P-U Chairitable trust today announced a new research report that puts Sarah Palin in the Ronald Reagan family tree. At least, that is if you count Bonzo the Chimp.

"DNA testing of Sarah and Bonzo's hair have found an exact match of the two.

"Most people aren't aware that Bonzo was actually a female chimpanzee," said Arc Garfuncle, whose name is interestingly similar to Art Garfunkel's.

"It was the most conservative chimp at the studio, it took an immediate shine to Ron, especially when he refused to buy the chimp an ice cream cone. While we weren't teaching her sign language, she very clearly gave him the middle finger sign. Ron said that was his kind of chimp. Even then he wanted to call the chimp Sarah, no particular reason, he just liked the name. We never guessed we would one day find a connection between Bonzo and a modern day Presidential candidate!"

Make Jean Le Fete's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 1?

4 7 3 18

Go to top