Santa Cruz, Ca-- A Forth year film major in College 10 at UC Santa Cruz from Culver city spoke out today for santa cruz to be surf city usa. He feels that their city has the most veggie surfers in the nation. Since they hang out surfing all day eating their veggie bugars out on the beach they feel they should get the tittle. This forth year film student leads UCSC students for Santa Cruz to be Surf City. He stated yesturday that their surf club on campus can beat any group of surfers all over the state. This leader is also head of the UCSC PETA group who want to make sure the surfers surf in a way to protect the sealife. Other activities they are involved with are things like banning meat on campus. He told reporters "Save the fish, surf safe and eat soy fish!" The california senate will have this student testify in sacromento on monday and they will decide wed. At the end of the interview he told us he need to go eat an onion for a dollar. Later this week he will give a press conference to explain what his campus based group is going to do. After this issue is ended he will make the focus of his group different. I asked him what he plans to do after this isssue and he through out some ideas. He said maybe he will have a impeach Bush group or something similar. There will be some kind of protest later on this week because there is nothing esle to do. There is a chance he will protest whatever the decsion of the senate is just because he loves to protest. He is currently working on other great projects to take to the state and to just waste more of the state's time with. He is looking forward to Santa cruz having this gracious tittle for all to see. Although he does not feel that it will really change too much.
Saturday, 27 August 2005
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