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Sunday, 20 February 2011

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An old discarded toxic waste container drum that Nadya Suleman uses to store her children's toys in.

LA BREA, California - The attorney for Nadya Suleman, Jerry Czechoslovakia has told the local media that his client has decided to leave the United States and move up to Alaska where she has been offered her own reality show.

Mr. Czechoslovakia, quickly corrected himself by saying that Suleman, aka OctoMom was actually leaving the 'Lower 48' and moving up to the 'Upper 1.'

He went on to say that it is no secret that Miss Suleman can not afford the house payments on her $565,000 five-bedroom, one-bath home.

He pointed out that the woman known as OctoMom is currently living on $935 a month that she gets from the government. She also gets free cheese, free macaroni, and free M&M's.

Mr. Czechoslovakia expressed that if it was not for the $11,245 in monthly food stamps that Miss Suleman gets that the 35-year-old unwed mother of 14 would really find herself up the creek without a paddle as they say over in Arkansas.

Suleman spoke to Left Coast Mirror Magazine and she was asked about the song that she recorded last November with Kanye West.

Nadya started laughing so hard she spilled the Avocado Margarita that she was drinking all over her blue jean Daisy Duke shorts.

She said that the song that she had recorded with Kanye West only sold 803 copies nationwide.

A few days ago LC2M's Tequila Tallyho had interviewed Kanye West up in Sausalito and she asked him what he felt had caused the song to sell so few copies.

Mr. West said that the song, which was written by him and Whoopi Goldberg was a good song. He did admit that perhaps the song's title may have turned off some of the prospective buyers.

The man who many refer to as West The Pest, confessed that if he had it to do all over again he would not have titled the song, "I Don't Like Crackers And I Ain't Be Talkin' Bout Da Saltine One's Y'all."

When Ms. Suleman was asked if she didn't think that the song was somewhat racist she replied that Kanye had assured her that it was not racist and that it was just a nice, sweet, little hip hop, rip rap song about dieting.

Suleman's next door neighbor Ling Ling Wing, 93, is thrilled that she and her 14 kids are moving to Alaska. The retired ex-call girl said that she cannot prove it but she would be willing to bet that the Suleman brats know something about the disappearance of her pet Siamese cat, her pet cockatoo, her pet giraffe, and her two pet pit bulls.

Nadya Suleman and her 14 kids will begin filming on their new reality show entitled OctoMom's Frozen Embryos sometime in March.

The Los Angeles Watchdog Witnesser reported that Nadya Suleman has about 190 or so frozen embryos in an undisclosed refrigerated storage unit complex in downtown East Los Angeles so she could conceivably give birth to 190 more babies.

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