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Thursday, 3 February 2011

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Shhhh....it's an open secret...

New York - (Shalom Slalom!): Was the Silk Stocking District's premier avenue constructed in honor of the Bill of Rights Amendment about self-incrimination?

This week the theory is being sorely tested as newlyweds Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky's marriage heads off-piste.

Reclusive Carnegie Hill oil and gas tycoons the Upstreams are staying schtum about the groom's recent departure for Jackson Hole.

"We think Marc's been paid off by his father-in-law," their apartment block's doorman commented, "there's only so much matrimonial humbug a poor guy can take!"

The Upstreams fear investment banker (sic) Mezvinsky may have found out his bride of six months isn't actually an only child.

Bill's bastard spawn includes brats in Britain whose get-rich-quick scams flourished during their Pa's presidency.

The existence of that British brood may now mean Chelsea's no longer the sole heir apparent to the Clintons' amassed $100 million riches.

A water-tight Mezvinsky/Clinton marriage prenup could see the Goldman Sachs high-flier a free man again by April 1st.

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