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Friday, 28 January 2011

ANGELS' GROVE CITY, CA - The Leader Obama, has, with the help of some film studios, depicted Americana as if it were a democratic state.

Research and creative abilities have been poured into what the nation would look like, including renaming Angels' Grove City to Los Angeles, and America being founded by the Britianicans, instead of the French.

"It'll be amazing," said a worker, "We've modelled democ-America in the style of the Chinese democracy, and renamed it the United Territories of America, instead of the Soviet Americana."

Painstaking rendition has been made to capture the squabble of the Congress, including having two parties who don't represent anyone, and a loud minority of uneducated people attempt to subvert control.

"Look at this," said GL Obama, pointing to a giant building,"this is the head office of a bank, which would cause, maybe a giant bang in money, yes?"

This film will be the last film created by the GL, as he is stepping down, and letting his friend Sarah Palin take control.

"Palin is a nice person," he said. "She has a lot of control, and oomph. She will be able to lead the Soviet into a new dawn."

Many sources within the Soviet have grumbled at this move, and were swiftly sent off to a higher plane of existence.

"Well," said a dissident, "there is no point. We've already defeated the great democracies, like the Union of Russia, and Federal North Korea. Democracy sucks bottoms. in fact, Sovietism sucks bottoms." He was then beheaded.

The film also depicts Americana not having its overseas colonies, like Frencholand, Britainica, and Indo-Asia.

The film, when shown, will gain nearly $200bn in forced viewings, and $20bn in voluntary viewings by the Empire as a whole.

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