News from the Alaskan state capita,l Fookinkold, is that Sarah Palin is pregnant and expecting in June. Sarah revealed that she became pregnant after a visit to George Bush's ranch in Texas.
With the difference in temperature between the 2 states, Sarah Palin during a visit to the shooting range with George, felt obliged to disrobe. George then helped her with her aim by climbing on her back to make sure her cross-hairs were aligned.
"I felt this warm feeling between my legs", said Sarah who then noticed that George had out his G.O.P. standard issue turkey baster, filled with Bush juice.
Bill Clinton when asked to comment said that this was a standard practice and that technically "Bush had not had relations with that woman".
Palin's husband when asked for his opinion said "I'm glad somebody else stepped in there". He later clarified this by saying that Sarah's isn't that big that you could step into it anyway.
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