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Topics: Kids, Poverty

Thursday, 27 January 2011

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Baby brother of the girls who were kicked out of school.

An Ohio woman who is proud that her Uncle and Grandfather served in the U.S. military was sent to jail after she tried to place her beautiful daughters in a better school district with upscale people.

The school district, which receive 70% percent of its funding from the state, complained that Kelly Williams-Bolar, of Akron did not pay taxes in their city.

The woman was indicted and convicted after she used a residency from the Copley-Fairlawn School District four years ago to get her daughters a better education. The Copley-Fairlawn School District is considered one of the top-ranked in the city.

"It's overwhelming. I'm exhausted," she said. "I did this for my children, so there it is. I did this for them."

A private investigator was hired by the school district to shoot video of Williams-Bolar driving her poverty stricken children into the district because the children were ineligible to attend the school because of residence restrictions.

The school district added worry to the American family by asking Williams-Bolar to pay $30,000 in back tuition and the children were humiliated in front of their peers by being asked to get out of the school, but were reminded to return to the Copley-Fairlawn School District as tourist.

No one can explain why Americans pay so much taxes which is given away by the billions in foreign grant money to developing countries and yet education in America is not equal even though people's human rights to get married with their children, to smoke pot, and to have more than one wife are being violated by government law makers.

Observers say these type of conditions could explain why there is so much domestic terrorism in America against government officials who refuse to talk about and fix issues that really affect the people who live in American. They say the government is just a lie to make people hurt.

Women in America argue they can do what they want with their babies because their babies don't belong to the government, but to the individuals who brought them into the world and by evolutionary standards they belong to the origin of the human DNA base.

Feminist, who like to destroy love and unity between men and women, have yet to show up to defend the two small girls who were kicked out of school.

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