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Thursday, 27 January 2011

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Judy Dale Willoughby of the Rivergate area in Nashville has filed a suit against Pecker's Fresh Chicken in the Rivergate Mall after biting down on her chicken sandwich and pulling a "tough piece" out and finding that it was a penis.

"I was never so flooged in all my born days", Mrs Willoughby told reporters. "It was plumb embarrassin'."

"And we. Mary Francis and Delma Jean, are witnesses to said pecker..penis..but it was at Pecker's Fresh Chicken", stated Mary Francis Deweese.

"That's right and when Judy Dale gets that ten million dollars she said she'd help us out and I knowed she would because she's just like that", related Delma Jean.

However, an attorney for the restaurant told our reporter that Willoughby "was shit outa luck."

"First of all, how do we know them three didn't lift a pecker somewhere and bring it in just to do some mischief? Also, the name of the restaurant is "Pecker's Fresh Chicken". That right there art to have warned the ladies", stated attorney Cartwright Haas.

Here's an update from our reporter, Dan Hillyard:

"Judy Dale Willoughby's husband Dube Willoughby has confessed to the crime and admits that he stuck it in his wife's sandwich "when she warrent lookin when I dropped by to tell her we had a body at the funeral home and I wouldn't be home till late."

According to Dube, he only meant for his wife, Judy Dale, to 'develop at taste for them' so it would spice up their 40-year marriage.

This is Dan Hillyard reporting from Nashville

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