Costa Rica: A government biologist has found two six foot tall Red Squirrels, one male and one female, living in the jungle on Isla Nublar, an island off of Costa Rica.
The government biologist believes that when Universal Studios filmed Jurassic Park on the island in 1992 the two rodents stowed away with the movie equipment that was shipped from Los Angeles CA. The squirrels then escaped into the jungle subsisting only on wild bananas that attributed to their large size and longevity.
Costa Rican authorities wanted to eliminate the two animals before they multiplied and overran Isla Nublar Island, which has recently become a vacation destination in Central America. An animal rights group protested and the squirrels were spared after the biologist noted that there were no offspring anywhere on the island.
Further investigation showed the squirrels were not sterile and all their genome chains were intact. The only conclusion is that one of the squirrels is gay.