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Tuesday, 25 January 2011

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How do you search Dolly?

Singer Dolly Parton came out from where she had just spent almost half an hour being checked by an eighteen-year-old new TSA agent that had delayed the flight.

"It was the funniest thing ever", she told fellow passengers who were a little uptight about having their flight delayed. "I'm sorry everyone. But if I could recall all the details on what happened back there, it would make a great movie."

Once the crowd saw who had helped hold them up they were quick to forget their lost time.

"What happened, Dolly?", asked a gent in line in front of her.

"Well, at first he didn't know where to put his hands. Every time he started to check he found a boob in his way. His face kept getting redder and
I kept laughing."

"We could have helped the youngster", stated the red-face, fat little man.

"Oh he was OK", stated Dolly. "I told him that my husband would be after him with a shotgun if he wasn't careful. He took me seriously. Then I told
him that it would be my turn to search him next and that looked like a weapon sticking out in his pants."

At that, the group began boarding the plane."

"I also gave him a $20 tip!" stated Dolly as she stepped into the loading area.

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