Singer Dolly Parton came out from where she had just spent almost half an hour being checked by an eighteen-year-old new TSA agent that had delayed the flight.
"It was the funniest thing ever", she told fellow passengers who were a little uptight about having their flight delayed. "I'm sorry everyone. But if I could recall all the details on what happened back there, it would make a great movie."
Once the crowd saw who had helped hold them up they were quick to forget their lost time.
"What happened, Dolly?", asked a gent in line in front of her.
"Well, at first he didn't know where to put his hands. Every time he started to check he found a boob in his way. His face kept getting redder and
I kept laughing."
"We could have helped the youngster", stated the red-face, fat little man.
"Oh he was OK", stated Dolly. "I told him that my husband would be after him with a shotgun if he wasn't careful. He took me seriously. Then I told
him that it would be my turn to search him next and that looked like a weapon sticking out in his pants."
At that, the group began boarding the plane."
"I also gave him a $20 tip!" stated Dolly as she stepped into the loading area.