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Wednesday, 26 January 2011

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The Super Bowl commercial for Viagra pills has been banned. (Pills courtesy of Hugh Hefner).

NEW YORK CITY - Word coming out of Madison Avenue is that there is one commercial that will certainly not be appearing on this years Super Bowl XLV.

Huntley Huxley, the president of The Super Bowl Committee For Commercial Decency said that his 12-member committee has voted 11-1 to reject a commercial that was submitted by The Knock On Wood Pharmaceutical Company, makers of Industrial Viagra.

Huxley stated that the commercial was the most explicit Viagra commercial that he has ever seen. He noted that during the committee's private screening that two of the female committee members whom he identified as Omega Gunwharf, 63, and Stephanie Sue Bugfeister,67, both fainted.

Luckily fellow committee member Ellsworth Cuttybark had some smelling salt spray in his coat pocket and was able to bring both women to within 14 seconds.

Mrs. Gunwharf was fine, but Miss Bugfeister had to be driven to the emergency room suffering from third degree lower digital trauma.

Huxley said that in the commercial there are four elderly gentleman who are all living in a senior citizens retirement home. One of them convinces the other three that they are going to surprise the home's nurse when she checks in on their daily dominoes game.

As the nurse walks into the room, all of the elderly gents are laughing. She asks what's wrong and they all stand up and reveal that two are wearing Green Bay Packers jerseys and two are wearing Pittsburgh Steelers jerseys and nothing else other than their 'woodies.'

The nurse runs out of the room screaming that she is quitting to go work in a truckers bar where she can get some respect.

In other news. Oprah Winfrey has just learned that she has five grandmothers that she did not know she had.

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