Michelle Obama's mother, Marion Robinson, told reporters in Washington DC today that the reason her son-in-law President Barack Obama is so thin is that he has had "running off of the bowels" ever since the family made their vacation to Hawaii.
"I heard him tell my daughter last night that he accidentally let a wet one while bowing to that Chinese President Hu", stated Robinson. "I know it's none of my business but people keep asking me what's wrong with Barack, like he's got aids or something.
Michelle Obama confirmed the information that her husband has lost a lot of weight but that he had gotten stomach parasites while they were in Hawaii and that it won't go away, even though he's being treated for it.
"Barack has wanted to keep the stomach parasites to himself," revealed a close source. "Not that he wants to keep the parasites, but wants to keep the info from getting out. Now that it is out, Limbaugh and others will have a field day joking about the "Parasite in the White House..taking your tax money."
"There had been a public health warning about the parasites in Hawaii when he caught them."
"Michelle is fearful he's close to a physical collapse," revealed the insider.
"He appears to be wasting away to me", stated Ms. Robinson. "That's what running off of the bowels will do for you...parasite or no parasite! It's the plain old shits."