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Wednesday, 19 January 2011

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"That member was big enough to belong to a buffalo."

An 85year old Seattle area grandmother died of a heart attack Tuesday after receiving an anonymous email of an erect penis. Family members say they bought her the new phone after she accidentally flushed hers down the toilet during a family party.

The penis of unknown origin, was said to be dressed up like a Thanksgiving turkey and resting on a decorative platter. The scrotum placed on either side, were adorned with holiday garnish.

"She died from the sight of it," family members said. "We are pretty sure it was a wrong number."

Staff members at the senior center, where the woman attends Bingo, say they might be wrong.

"She has been complaining about an elderly man hitting on her during the game. Maybe he sent the photo to entice her."

Police don't think so, however.

"That member was big enough to belong to a buffalo. If he's packing that thing around in his kit, he must be a freak of nature."

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