American psychiatrist, Dr Barack Obama, announced a plan to American citizens that will, he believes, heal the wounds resulting from fatal shootings in his country.
His first move will be to identify those responsible for engendering a climate of hatred into the United States. He is sure this will lead to the root of the problem.
'I name no one, either from Australia or Alaska, responsible for creating a climate of intolerance' Dr Obama told an audience of psychiatrists from throughout the world 'but the sickness of one palin to insignificance when compared to the murdohology - to use a term new in mental illness - at the core of these deeply unAmerican activities. I will not fox you' he continued 'treating this type of disorder is not easy. Medication has failed and various schools of psychology have been gunned down by the facts. Yet our challenge is to heal these desperately ill members of the community. Digging around for solutions I have been taking account of a British initiative called 'Sarah's Law' which helps parents by telling them if someone found guilty of sex offences is in their locality. The first step is to inform people without infringing anyone's rights of a sex offender living in the vicinity. I think we need our version of 'Sarah's Law' so I ask people to read between my lines.'
The audience were at one. Dr Obama had taken a vital step in saving America from a severe mental disorder.