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Saturday, 15 January 2011

image for Zsa Zsa Gabor's leg to hang in the Smithsonian
Zsa Zsa's left leg is still a knock-out

Los Angeles - (Legless Biz): A space has been reserved next to Anna Nicole's breasts and Errol Flynn's schlong, according to museum curators.

The exhibit will regularly feature a classy selection of the actress's favorite stockings, stiletto heels and thigh-high boots, relieved fans learned today.

Saving the 93 year-old's limb for the nation had been an absolute must, Smithsonian director of human anatomy Professor Einstein Flintstone said today .

"The only other viable alternative was tossing it into the hospital incinerator," Flintstone warned, "something we felt would have been a crime against humanity."

As a national treasure Zsa Zsa Gabor's right leg will now undergo some remedial tarting up to keep it in shape.

The museum had fought off tough competition from German plastination nutter Gunther von HaagenDaz - who had wanted to expose its inner workings in tawdry detail.

In the end the Smithsonian's world famous maintenance program of preservatives, lifting/firming creams and high class nail polish won the day.

Gabor's husband Prince Frederik Von Assfelt gave consent for the permanent museum exhibit deal following Friday's amputation.

In 2008 he astounded Hollywood with claims that he might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn.

Test subsequently proved he hadn't managed to get it up since 9/11 and an unknown photographer, Larry Birkhead, claimed the ultimate spoils.

Anna Nicole's mother Virgie Arthur once won a Zsa Zsa lookalike contest, circa 1969.

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