Philadelphia, PA - Your local Brown Bird troupe is beginning their annual fund drive today with something new on the menu. The girls will be selling marijuana cookies and brownies door-to-door this year, and they hope to make a few billion dollars!
They are offering three varieties of marijuana dishes to tempt their customers' brain cells and taste buds.
The girls hope their Thin Marijuana Mint Cookies will be their best-sellers. The cookies are made from an old Alice B. Toklas recipe. Oily marijuana buds are sauteed in a mint chocolate batter for hours before being baked into cookies. After they are baked the cookies are a bright green and very tasty!
Hash Gauchos are sure to be a top seller. The cookies used to be called Peanut Butter Gauchos, but now hashish is used instead. Real chunks of Turkish hash can be seen in each cookie. The Brown Birds are very proud of their Hash Gauchos, and they will give away a free bong if the customer buys ten boxes.
Marijuana brownies are also sure to be very popular. The Brown Birds make these brownies themselves in their own kitchens. The girls like to use lots of fresh marijuana to bake their brownies. When they come out of the oven, the brownies are a dull green color, and match the Girl Scout uniforms perfectly.
Girl Scout cookies are only available for one month. Look for little girls with red eyes and green uniforms in your neighborhood, and be sure to buy lots of cookies!