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Topics: Gay, Penis, Prison, Rats

Friday, 14 January 2011

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Gay prison rats usually die of aids!

The case of a coloured prisoner having his penis bitten by a rodent whilst in the NY slammer called Nassau is causing a sensation in the US.

The prisoner, Peter Solomon, claims he was sleeping when a "gay" rodent jumped out of his matress and started biting his penis, obviously the rodent only wanted to offer its services, but "bit slightly more off than he could chew!"

Peter Solomon is suing the NY county jail officials after being sexually molested by the rodent, a rat or a mouse, nobody knows? Claiming, "it's bad enough having to put up with the advances of gay men in the showers let alone being attacked by gay rodents in bed?"

There have been many more reports of gay rodents attacking prisoners and attempting to suck or bite their "dicks" and rodent experts believe it's because they see so much gay activity in prisons that they don't know what the difference is and it's a fact that rodents like a "bit of both".

Women prisoners have not experienced lesbian attacks because female rodents just enjoy looking, so do males!

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