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Friday, 14 January 2011

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Dallas - The Dicks are coming - thousands of them. Dallas will host the First Annual Dick Convention in June.

"It's all about showing off our Dicks," said event spokesman Dick Heart.

The convention will feature speeches from prominent Dicks like former Vice President Dick Cheney. "He's really the biggest Dick of them all," said Heart.

Workshops are also planned. Some, like "Getting in Touch with Your Inner Dick" are focused on self- improvement while others are focused on relationships. Heart says the goal of "Loving Dick" is to build a stronger relationship between spouses.

All Dicks are encouraged to attend.

"It doesn't matter if you're a big Dick or a little Dick, black Dick or white Dick. We want all of them - this is about Dick unity. You should be proud of being a Dick," said Heart.

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