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Friday, 14 January 2011

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Bristol Palin moving to the desert

Phoenix, AZ - The Governor of Arizona is beside herself to have a member of Tea Party royalty living in the fair city of Phoenix. To show her appreciation, Governor Jan Brewer accompanied Bristol Palin to a local Walmart store to help her pick out draperies and such for the new home the young Palin bought in Phoenix.

"I had to warn her that despite all our efforts to get Mexicans living in our fair city to either get out or lay low, she would still see a fair amount of them in this particular Walmart we were going to. There just was no way around it, and I did apologize for that," said Brewer.

Brewer also confirmed that she gave Palin a $50 Walmart Visa card to help her buy the many things she'll need to outfit her new home. "Normally, $50 wouldn't seem like much when you need so many things," said Brewer, "but at our Walmart, right after Christmas, you can pick up some real bargains. I showed her the clearance aisle and we went bonkers buying things like wash cloths in bulk and mis-matched draperies that, with a little creative imagination, can work in her living room."

Sarah Palin was said to be so thankful that "Mama Brewer" as she called the Governor, is taking such good care of Bristol while she moves to Phoenix. "As much as I would like to be there for Bristol, I just can't right now. The whole Arizona thing is just too hot an issue, so I'm glad we have a stand-in who can help my little girl get situated and ready for her big job that radio station."

Bristol Palin has made no comment at this time, however, an unidentified source who works at Walmart claims that the pair didn't exactly see eye-to-eye on several things while shopping. At one point, she overheard Palin exclaim to Brewer, "no, Mrs. Brewer, I really don't care how much you use your body pillow. I don't plan on sleeping alone for very long."

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