Written by b kenneth mcgee
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Topics: Sarah Palin

Thursday, 13 January 2011

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In a Palin rally planned today for Tucson, Arizona, Sarah Palin strode onto the stage and looked out at an empty parking lot.

The only reporter at the event was a seventeen-year-old intern from Fox News.

"Where is everybody?," shouted Palin. "Where are ABC, NBC, CBS, and Katie Couric?"

Palin's voice grew louder. She shrieked, "This isn't funny, you slime ball bastards! This is just like you, you commie Kikes, you Negroes, you lefty losers. Where's Hannity? Where's Beck? Where's Rush? Where's my driver?"

Palin paused, looked down, and said, in a whisper, almost as if to herself, "Wop, Spic, Raghead, lock and load, don't retreat, reload."

She looked up, her face red, and stared out into the parking lot, "Todd?!----Todd?!------TODD?!!!!!"

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