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Topics: Sarah Palin, Jewish

Wednesday, 12 January 2011

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Alaskan politotard Sarah Palin is backing away from her reference to 'blood-libel', which she used to discuss how the backlash from Gunsight-Gate is actually the fault of journalists and pundits.

...she thought it was label, and not libel, and... Forget it.

"I did not know that 'Blood Libel' has such a place in Jewish history," she said while fellating Glenn Beck on his radio show. "The Heebs have every right to be mad at me."

"My understanding was that the Jews --or 'Jerusalem Cruisers', as they like to be called-- simply used the term to describe their widely-used practice of murdering Christian children to use their blood for Passover."

"However, I must say that it was the journalists and pundits who somehow changed my speech to include the term Blood Libel," continued Palin. "I recognize Jews for their positive contributions to society. They were particularly valued as slaves because of their work ethic, and their work in the fields of medicine, law, accounting, the celebration of Brit Milah. And as fuel for Nazi ovens."

"And, might I add, two big thumbs up for killing our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ."

"F--k," she concluded. "Before today, I woulda thought that 'Blood Libel' was the little stickers the Red Cross used to write 'A-positive' and 'O-negative' on donated plasma."

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