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Wednesday, 12 January 2011

Washington - Sarah Palin proved that she could be like Ronald Reagan and read hard words off a teleprompter.

"I worked really hard at reading, and reading big words. I finally can libel and biased. It wasn't easy, but with the American spirit, I did it." Sarah Palin said on Fox News.

Sarah Palin days in the media seemed numbered, but do to her rhetoric and hate speech, she managed to pull herself back into the national discussion.

She also told Glenn Beck that she also told Fox News that she wanted them to start giving her bigger words when she appears on their network.

In related news, Bill O'Reilly is releasing a new book about his boss and publisher of his books, and the tentative title is "Why Rupert Matters to Gossip."

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