Written by UWGB-Beek
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Topics: Republicans, Guns

Wednesday, 12 January 2011

Washington - Republicans claimed guns are okay, as long as they aren't loaded, because once they are loaded, watch out.

"I once knew a gun that did nothing more than sit on the shelf, minding its own business, but than a knew a gun that once it got load, it became belligerent." John Boehner said through the tears of another bad hormonal day.

Guns' reputation keeps changing due to the fact some appear in places of public discourse, so they basically bend opinion to their side, and with the help of the NRA they receive large sums of money to stay in the public spotlight.

"I really can't think of one positive thing guns have brought to this society...I mean guns are great and everyone should have one." Jim Gnaski told local Washington reporter as a gun appeared from nowhere.

Guns won't be going anywhere thanks to an educational system that breeds Republican voters, but just remember if you see a gun, please make sure it isn't loaded.

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