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Wednesday, 12 January 2011

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Republicanesque turboretard Sarah Palin has figured out a way out from under the weight of Gunsight-Gate, and it only took her four days to come up with it:

It's all your fault, journalists.

Via a video posted on the fansite LickLeBronsThickness.web, Palin read from a script she clearly didn't write.

"Acts of monstrous criminality stand on their own," said the 2011 poster-girl for retroactive abortion. "Journalists and pundits should not manufacture a blood libel that serves only to incite the very hatred and violence that they purport to condemn. That is reprehensible."

In 2010, Palin used a map with crosshairs hovering over a number of swing districts, including that of Representative Gabrielle Giffords, who was shot in the head last week.

In the video, Ms. Palin rejected criticism of the map, and sought to cast that criticism as a broader indictment of the basic political rights of free speech exercised by people of all political persuasions.

"So, those who speak out against child molestation are themselves promoting kid-touching?" asked logic expert Lowenheim Skolem. "That is the very definition of a false syllogism."

"These type of crimes begin and end with the criminals who commit them, not collectively with all the citizens of a state," said dip-sh-t Sarah, proving that her son Trip is not the only waterhead in the Palin household.

"Extrapolating from her logic, criminal conspiracy, hate speech, and anarchistic rhetoric should be perfectly legal. Words can not incite actions. What a f--king boob," said Skolem.

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