Written by David Allen Iha
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Wednesday, 12 January 2011

6 people dead in Arizona? This story just cannot get out of the news; it's abit of an attention whore.

While the shooting in Arizona left 6 dead, the bombing of a school in Afghanistan, left about 20 times more than bodies than the Arizona shooting.

"It's a horrible story of the little girl who was shot" says Glenn Beck, and when asked about what he thought about the bombing he said, "Well it's just population control over there, we can't have too many dogs blocking our oil"

We could not get further comments, because he walked into a Klu Klux Quicky Mart.

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