Farmer Milo Plowshare of Loose Bowels, Kentucky has won an award for having a rooster, "Big Red" which has the biggest pecker in the world.
"Big Red can't hardly walk around his pecker is so huge" Plowshare told our reporter, Rube Goldberg. "You wouldn't believe the size of some of the eggs the hens have laid..well, here let me show you."
Milo then walked in a zig-zag pattern into the hen house while watching out for Big Red and brought out two eggs the size of cantaloupes.
"You have to watch out for Big Red", stated the ducking Milo. "He's not too choosy about the sex of anything close to him. Good thing he can't run fast."
"Does he have trouble catching a hen?" asked Rube.
"Shoot no. They come backing up to him all the time."
"You two through talking about peckers you can come in and eat dinner now", yelled Mrs. Plowshare from the kitchen door.
"We better high tail it in there if we want a good meal", stated Milo. "The old lady says she's had it up to here with big peckers."