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Friday, 7 January 2011

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US prisoners are willing to donate anything, even this!

Prisoners willing to donate their organs to others in need are being offered parole in many prisons across the US.

Prison parole boards are being inundated with requests from prisoners willing to donate anything in an attempt to get released early. The whole story was catalysed by 2 sisters serving a life sentence, one who has a kidney problem and the other who donated hers to her sister. They were promised if they did that they would be released early.

After hearing this story, inmates at all US prisons are offering their organs to anybody who wants them as long as they can get the f++k out of here!

One prisoner, Jack Theripper-Jones, sitting in San Quentin after being sentenced for 20 x life has offered his kidney, liver, lungs and heart?

When told if he donated everything he would go straight to heaven. Jack replied, "well anything's better than living in this hell-hole!" His request was refused because doctors were worried if they used his parts in receivers they could create a "Frankenstein's Monster"!

Last we heard he had ripped a fellow inmates heart out and offered it as a donation to Satan.

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