New York, NY-- The strange bird deaths in Arkansas last week may have an unforeseen consequence. The dead birds seem to have created a small vortex in the atmosphere. That vortex is growing, and will become a monstrous blizzard on the US East Coast next week!
Meteorologists think the dying birds created something called the 'butterfly effect'. A tiny change in the atmosphere in one location can cause disastrous changes further away. These changes have given birth to a very powerful blizzard. The dead birds will take their revenge early next week on the East Coast when the blizzard strikes.
Weather forecasters say the new blizzard will be an incredible monster, and could trigger another Ice Age. Over 20 feet of snow is expected, with wind gust over 200MPH. Evacuation plans for major East Coast cities are being made right now.
"There is bad karma with this storm." said meteorologist Dr. Witt Less from Accrid-Weather. "Mother Nature is really pissed, and she is looking for revenge!"