(Published 2030) - WASHINGTON, D.C. - The entire Senate voted in favour of reamending the constitution.
The constitution, only altered a few times since its inception during the Pre-Buy times, will face an entire overhaul, with the First and Second Amendments being thrown out, and a new amendment stating 'all have the right to buy our stuff, everyday'.
The cost of doing this will be 19.99 Credi-Dollars for the entire 500 million Americonsumer population, raking in 9,995 million for the corporostate.
President John Taco Bell Best Buy Lexus Toshiba the Second will sign the bill at a further cost of 600 million to the consumer.
"I think this could be a landmark decision," he said, "But I didn't read it or nothing. Reading is for fags. I just got some fags to read it to me. The United Verizon-CBS-Starbucks-Apple-GM-Kraft-Panasonic States of America is the best consumer block ever!"
The entire consumer block A-MRCA did not pay much attention to the passing as they were buying stuff for the Spring-Christmas sale.
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