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Wednesday, 5 January 2011

Washington - Press Secretary Gibbs told reporters that he was sick of answering their stupid questions.

Gibbs told the shocked crowd of reporters:

"I can't believe that you guys ask such stupid questions. My favorite one question was: 'Is Obama really an American?' You guys and ladies in the press sure are a bunch of jackals. You feed off the stories of people actually doing things. You are the spoiled children of the writing world because everything is their for you and all you have to do is write it."

One reporter was so shocked by the brutal statements of Gibbs that he tried to rush the podium. When the reporter was tackled by two secret service agents, he was photographed crying and giving Gibbs the middle finger.

Most of the reporter didn't really seem to understand what Gibbs was saying, because they kept asking him questions about what Obama did on his vacation.

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