Written by UWGB-Beek
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Health, Jesus, church

Wednesday, 5 January 2011

image for Jesus Apologizes for Giving Congregation Hepatitis A
Well, if he will cuddle sheep...

Heaven - Jesus Christ issued an apology this morning through his spokesman at the Archdioceses of New York, because of what happened on Christmas morning at a local parish in Long Island.

"I feel sorry for those people of my flock that had to get a hepatitis A shot because of my tainted body. I want those people to know that I am truly sorry and promise to wash my hand next time I go to the bathroom." Jesus said.

The congregation at the Long Island parish called Our Lady of Lourdes will also receive from their Lord and Savior a one free Rosary and two small bottles of holy water.

Make UWGB-Beek's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 plus 5?

5 1 12 10

Go to top