Heaven - Jesus Christ issued an apology this morning through his spokesman at the Archdioceses of New York, because of what happened on Christmas morning at a local parish in Long Island.
"I feel sorry for those people of my flock that had to get a hepatitis A shot because of my tainted body. I want those people to know that I am truly sorry and promise to wash my hand next time I go to the bathroom." Jesus said.
The congregation at the Long Island parish called Our Lady of Lourdes will also receive from their Lord and Savior a one free Rosary and two small bottles of holy water.