The initial panic over why 100,000 fish and several thousand birds died suddenly and unexpectedly, over several states, has been resolved, much to the relief of Americans all over the country.
Many were speculating that there may have been some testing done with chemicals, divine intervention, and conspiracy theories,all frightening being that the time is very close to the end of the Inca's Calendar. It turns out that the true cause was rather anti climactic.
Fish and Wildlife Authorities have ruled that the birds died of electric shock, loud noises, flying into buildings, blunt force trauma, fireworks, low flying planes, and weather conditions.
American Officials have warned that Americans should ignore the fact that this has now also occurred in Brazil, Sweden,and New Zealand. These are mere coincidences, say authorities, spoken through a bullhorn, followed by "Move along, there is nothing to see here, these are not the droids you are looking for, move along."