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Wednesday, 5 January 2011

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This is a picture of the President. I shouldn't have to tell you.

Seattle, WA - Judith Rutledge is no longer a Democrat. The forty year old has been a liberal her entire life. Everything changed this morning when she pulled up behind a pickup truck. The truck was littered with bumper stickers, including several aimed at President Obama.

"It was a combination," said Rutledge. "I saw the 'NOBAMA' sticker first - which got me thinking. Then I looked over and read, 'CHANGE = Abort babies, free terrorists, raise taxes, destroy economy.'

Rutledge said she went right home and registered as a Republican. She also peed on a Chevy.

"The truck had a decal of Calvin urinating on a Chevy logo. I never realized how much I loathe the Chevy Silverado," said Rutledge.

Rutledge is relieved she learned the truth before the elections in 2012. She says she plans to stay diligent and follow the facts, a process she admits may be a little dangerous.

"I might have to tailgate. Cars are fast."

For now Rutledge says she focusing on visualizing world peace and yelling at her children to get better grades.

"Everyone seems to have kids on the honor roll except me."

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