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Tuesday, 4 January 2011

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What Killed The Birds

Cracked Corn, AR - A lone weather balloon has been blamed for the mystery deaths of 4,000 birds in Arkansas. Government scientists believed the balloon 'probably scared the birds to death'. The same balloon is blamed for the deaths of 30,000 fish. Government scientists also believe the fish died from fright, after seeing the balloon.

"Birds are scared of balloons, ask anyone, it's common knowledge." said government scientist Les Known. "Especially birds that fly at midnight during storms."

Many of the dead birds looked like they died from internal bleeding, but government scientists can explain this too.

"The birds screamed themselves to death. Everyone has seen birds flying at midnight, screaming at weather balloons until they drop dead. It's common knowledge. There is a scientific consensus. It's just like Global Warming." said government scientist Les Known.

Government scientists say the death of 30,000 fish, also proves it was only a weather balloon.

"Fish are scared of balloons, ask anyone, it's common knowledge." stated government scientist Les Known. "It's a scientific consensus, just like Global Warming..."

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