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Tuesday, 4 January 2011

Betty White, the daughter of Horace White and Tess White of Vernon Parish, is to be married Sunday to Justin Bieber, the son of Pattie Bieber and Jeremy Bieber of Bossier Parish. Blanche Dubois, sister of the bride, will marry the couple at the Moose Lodge in Junction City.

Ms.White, 26, will keep her name. She is a performer at the biker bar, 'Tit for Tat' and in her spare time is taking a correspondence course in comedy. She graduated with a magnum from Bushwhackers Sporting Academy.

Her late father did balloon magic and was Ronald McDonald on weekends. Her mother is an oyster shucker at Huîtres in Shreveport.

Mr. Bieber, 28, is a cabaret singer at the Motel 6's, 'Yellow Bird Lounge' He graduated from Mrs. Scanlon's, 'Lil Tykes Piano Classes'.

His mother is the president of the local coupon collecting club. His father is a travelling salesman with Buttons, Ribbons and Bows.

The couple plan to honeymoon at Dollywood Theme Park in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee

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