Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Pornography, US Navy

Monday, 3 January 2011

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US Sailors waiting their turn for a quick cum shot in the latest "US porn manoeuvres"!

Recent US Navy manoeuvres are not quite what one expects from the world's mightiest navy. Instead of participating in NATO manoeuvres and other strategic, military assignments the US navy have been ordered to organise a "porn" industry on board.

Proving the fact that historically sailors were always naughty and continue to be naughty whilst away from their loved-ones and dry land (pretty wet in front of the cameras though).

In today's US fleet there are also many female sailors and the opportunities of canning a few reels of porn at sea seem to be perfect for the porn industry back home.

The latest film to be released is showing shots of female sailors kissing and cuddling in the bath being observed by Capt. Owen Honors, now commander of the USS flagship Enterprise, a huge aircraft carrier.

The L.A. porn industry is over the moon about the co-operation between the US Navy and themselves and super-porn-star Ron Jeremy was even "piped" on board whilst collecting this latest sea-salty offering.

Ron said, "it was great having a 'pipe' job on board the USS Enterprise with those lovely female sailors, only problem was as my cum shot approached I felt sea sick and got soft!"

What with Obama allowing gays to be gays and porn to be shot in the modern US military maybe it's only a matter of time before junkies, alcoholics, prostitutes, pimps, etc, all get their chance to sign on?

After all the US are always fighting for a "free world"!

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