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Sunday, 2 January 2011

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The Governator soon to be ex-Governator

Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced his decision to leave public office beginning Monday.

It is rumoured that he is anxious to get back into acting on the big screen before he completely loses his charisma. He has been working out daily at the gym in his basement in an effort to 'pump it up' for upcoming auditions.

Arnold has been busy, whilst in 'office' writing movies of his own in the event that no script coming across his desk is deemed suitable for his acting style.

One of his favourites is said to be 'The Governator' in which he will,obviously, star. He is extremely hopeful that Clint Eastwood will accept his invitation to direct his film.

He does believe that he,himself, is one of the greatest actors the world has seen, after all, as he says,

"I gafe a zer gud performance as an American polotishun. Nicht war? I had dem all fooled for many,many years. I wrote my own scripts , zorry, I mean speeches, too."

There's is no denying the fact that there is something about Arnold that appeals to the American public, besides the fact that he married a Kennedy.

More on Arnie as we get it.

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