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Bull Run message from the Gods?

New York - (Supernova News): A Bull Run message from the Gods?

World financial markets are on a knife edge ahead of Tuesday's stunning Capricorn solar eclipse.

The phenomenon is empowered by the kind of unprecedented, non-Clintonian comeback kid aspects most astrologers only ever dream about.

And it takes place on the 146th anniversary of the opening of the New York Stock Exchange's first permanent HQ at 10-12 Broad Street.

A plethora of dazzling support acts sees a mighty Jupiter/Uranus conjunction at 27 degrees Pisces lend some extraordinary gravitas to the day's proceedings.

Jupiter, the zodiac's awesome Great Benefic's dalliance with inspirational Uranus is trined - or aspected - by a magnificent 120-degree angle by Venus in Scorpio.

"That's an extremely rare occurrence," the head of the NYSE's numerology division commented this afternoon, "and possibly the start of a massive a Bulls**t Run message from the Gods!"

Lesser Benefic Venus also squares up to Neptune, planetary ruler of oceans and the vast deposits of deep water oil and gas that sustain US supermajor share price buoyancy.

Meanwhile the baleful Pluto - lord of immense riches, karma and death - is sitting just a theoretical eight degrees away from the Sun in its apocalyptic Capricorn transit.

The eclipse takes place sandwiched on one side by the zodiac's Malefic 5 degree transit and by Mars at 22 degrees Capricorn.

The latter is exalted in the sign of the goat where its turbo-charged transit resets last year's muddles in oil and gas markets.

Capricorn energies are further optimised by the sign's ruling planet Saturn, itself exalted in the sign of Libra where it brings sanity to the US Justice Department, the US Treasury and the rule of law everywhere.

"This solar eclipse also brings the long-awaited death of an Antichrist type of public figure," online bookies Aintgottaprayer.con commented today.

"Wouldn't be the least bit surprised if it's some sort of Illuminati troll like Queen Elizabeth II!"

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