BROOKLYN - The head of the Brooklyn-based Goombalini Family, Salvatore "The Pizza Man" Goombalini was recently approached by a group of computer programmers from Detroit about a little problem they are having.
The group headed by Gino Stashafini, informed Mr. Goombalini that they have grown tired of these so called world wide web 'tracking cookies.'
Stashafini, who is one of the top members of Detroit's Cachatalli Family, respectfully suggested to Goombalini that perhaps he could have some of his 'Boys' look into the ever-growing bothersome situation.
Sal immediately got back with Gino The Stash and advised him that he will have the problem 'fixed' within 24 hours if not sooner.
Goombalini, the head of one of the East Coast's most notorious 'Familias' noted that he has two of his best 'employees' Luigi "Crazy Brain" Pasolini and Giuseppe "The Mad Maniac" Vermicelli handling the 'case.'
Salvatore himself remarked, "Ima gonna have dees scum bag 'tracking cookie' kooks hunted down anna squashed lika friggin Saltine Crackers."
SIDENOTE: Sal Goombalini has denied reports that have recently surfaced that the reason Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona has been keeping such a low profile is because she had a visit from two of Sal's brothers Rigatoni "Two Ton Tony" Goombalini and Pistachio "Pretty Face" Goombalini.