HONOLULU, Hawaii - Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that they may have uncovered some Wikileaks documents that show that Duane "The Dog" Chapman and his wife Beth "The Buxom Broad" Chapman may in all actuality be brother and sister.
The 57-year-old dog and his 43-year-old bitc...ah female dog who star in the A&E hit reality show Dog The Bounty Hunter were reportedly in shock and resting at Hawaii's exclusive Look At My Coconuts Hotel.
The person who first started looking into the possibility of the two dogs being siblings was Bobby Billy Talabricky, who was doing some carpentry work at the Chapman home in Honolulu.
Talabricky said that he was constructing a small building in the couple's backyard to house Beth's extensive 200 plus wig collection.
Back in September Beth Chapman, who is an extremely full-figured woman, appeared on The View and admitted to Whoopi Goldberg that she is addicted to three things, wigs, makeup, and food.
Beth laughed when she said that a lot of people are always getting her confused with Kirstie Alley except that she's blonde, wears leather, weird looking fake fingernails, and could literally beat the hell out of a pit bull in a fair fight.
Both Duane and Beth deny the allegations that they could be related. Dog lists some examples to prove his point. He pointed out that most brothers and sisters all like the same things.
He grinned, took a drink out of his Jack Daniels bottle, and said that he likes whiskey whereas Beth likes beer. He likes hamburgers and she likes hot dogs. He likes pie and she likes cake. He likes The Los Angeles Lakers and she likes The Los Angeles Clippers. And he likes Kim Kardashian and she likes Kourtney Kardashian, but not in a lesbianite way he stressed.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: One thing for certain. In a knock down, drag out fight Dog and Mrs. Dog could without a doubt whip any other couple in America.]