READING, Pennsylvania - California's Haddadin, Aladdin, and Ali Baba Reality Company has stated that they are getting ready to foreclose on Nadya Suleman's home in La Habra.
The woman who has come to be known as OctoMom is several months behind in her house payment. Her attorney Jeffrey Czechoslovakia of Beverly Hills has informed the news media that his client has not been able to pay the mortgage because of the fact that she has not been able to work due to a medical condition.
When asked to explain her condition her attorney responded by saying that it was a rather personal matter which he was not going to discuss openly with anyone.
A reporter for The Left Coast Mirror Magazine, Evelyn Tammy Quillhoop asked if the medical condition was located above or below her waist.
Mr. Czechoslovakia declined to comment. Fauna Goobergarden with the Tinsel Town Times Tribune then asked if the area in question was located inside of what one would call her panties, or knickers if Suleman lived in England.
Again the attorney remarked that wild horses could not get the answer out of him. Just then Ms. Suleman appeared at the front door. "Nadya, Nadya," the reporters called out. "Tell us Octy, what's your medical condition that is keeping you from working?
Suleman did not miss a beat and replied, "Ah...well the reason that I cannot work is because I have a small infection that is located right in the middle of my biscuit."
"Ah, you mean your hooha?" Goobergarden shouted out.
Nadya shook her head. "Look, people, my kids are present and I do not want them hearing nasty words like hooha, bikini taco, crotch cookie, groin goody, or muffin"
Everyone agreed and Quillhoop suggested that since the kids were there they would just refer to her you-know-what as her you-know-what." Everyone agreed.
Suleman was asked where she would go if she was evicted from her $565,000 five-bedroom, one-bath home. She paused for a moment, brushed back a tear, and replied that she had gotten a call from Kate Gosselin last night telling her that if she in fact got evicted that she and her 14 kids could go to Reading, Pennsylvania and move in with her and her 8 kids.
Nadya, dabbed away some tears and commented that she did not care what horrible things people say about Kate Gosselin's dancing ability, her weird looking hair, or the fact that she cannot get a man because as far as she was concerned Kate Gosselin is Santa Claus, if of course Kate was a man or Santa Claus was a woman.
SIDENOTE: So the way it appears now, Nadya Suleman and her band of 14 brats could soon be moving in with Kate Gosselin and her band of 8 brats. And they very well could end up with a brand new reality show...Kate and Nadya Plus 22.