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Thursday, 30 December 2010

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I like when they go wonky!

Just to see the republican party go insane, the President of the United States offered up a non binding resolution that would lend aid to Native Americans.

As expected, Nan Coulter,a quiet, temperate republican blew a gasket and said the President is going to sell Manhattan for a cup of coffee and all the spare change in the emptied cup.

The Indian nation, a very divergent crowd spoke as one in their reply.

"No thanks, you have ruined the land, there are no buffalo except corporate buffalo. If you want to help, pay off our trucks and don't send us any more blankets."

Sioux chief John Smith, called an "apple" from the day he was born because there are no animals in his name explained the feelings of the Native Americans when he said, "Bitch, please."

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