For the 20th time in his life, Playboy chick magnet Hugh Hefner has popped the "Will you be my wife" question to a stunning young Playmate with a huge rack.
"This time I might even go through with it, " said the Viagra-popping Hefner,who has dated almost every Playmate since the magazine's inception in the mid-1950s.
Hefner was most recently engaged to two 18-year-old Playmate twins at the same time.
"After satisfying the huge sexual needs of those lusty sisters, I'm glad to be into a one-person relationship again. Besides, I'll need the spare energy to sexually please all of my Playmate mistresses," the 84-year-old Hefner asserted.
Wearing Hefner's latest engagement ring is 21-year-old Heather Winter, 38-26-32.
"'Hef' is such a great catch-he's really magnetic when not napping … and you should she what lurks beneath the beltline of that that trademark silk bathrobe.
"Best of all, though," Winter candidly added, "he's elderly … and he has already lived longer than most men."