Written by Don Fulsom

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Topics: Playboy, Hugh Hefner

Monday, 27 December 2010

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Take your pick Mr Hefner.

For the 20th time in his life, Playboy chick magnet Hugh Hefner has popped the "Will you be my wife" question to a stunning young Playmate with a huge rack.

"This time I might even go through with it, " said the Viagra-popping Hefner,who has dated almost every Playmate since the magazine's inception in the mid-1950s.

Hefner was most recently engaged to two 18-year-old Playmate twins at the same time.

"After satisfying the huge sexual needs of those lusty sisters, I'm glad to be into a one-person relationship again. Besides, I'll need the spare energy to sexually please all of my Playmate mistresses," the 84-year-old Hefner asserted.

Wearing Hefner's latest engagement ring is 21-year-old Heather Winter, 38-26-32.

"'Hef' is such a great catch-he's really magnetic when not napping … and you should she what lurks beneath the beltline of that that trademark silk bathrobe.

"Best of all, though," Winter candidly added, "he's elderly … and he has already lived longer than most men."

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